18. The people asking you to vote for them will give you chocolate.
And this is why I voted for Charlotte 05 NASFIC. Sorry they didn't win, they were great.
30. Nobody ever won a Hugo by starting a sentence with, "If you vote for me, then I promise to...".
If Lois said "Vote for me and I'll give you 2 more Miles books", she win in a landslide.
67. Corollary of the 100% greater chance of men in tights: 100% greater odds of seeing a man in a kilt, a girl in a bunny fur (or chainmail) bikini, or a security detail in Stormtrooper armor.
Thus why the Democrats are behind - Less cool clothing options
