This year I've been busy!
In February I bought porn for triggur (-10 points). In January I pushed triggur in the mud (-17 points). In April triggur and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday I gave triggur a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In November I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points).
Overall, I've been nice (673 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!